The story is as much a discovery of talent as it is about molding it with practice and guidance. You said Crash. : Skip: You guys. Okay, let's get two! Hey! Who's he plays for?. Charlie, here comes the deuce. Watch/repeat. Skip tells Crash that they're letting him go to bring up a catcher from Bluefield. The setup: Nukes first game is in the books, and manager Joe Skip Riggins and coach Larry Hockett talk about it after the contest ends. You're gonna have to learn your clichs. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. Why the hell am I back in A ball? I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. : What the hell was that? Nuke: How? And this is the most wretched road trip Ive seen in 20 years. Instead, Annie has power over herself; she chooses to get into a relationship and lend a helping hand to a rookie. Why does he want me to throw the heat again, I just threw it. : I dare you to throw the hammer. Clubhouse reporter I got a Porsche already. Larry We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. Crash Davis It's all about sex and sport. Crash Davis Crash: Ball four!Why its the best: Crash accurately sizes up the kid in about two seconds. Beyond the keyboard and the screen, Im someone whos out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer! Crash, to himself: Son of a b throws hard. Crash, a friend of Maxs, sends over a couple of drinks to their table. A third sign replaced the second one in 2008 after wind gusts tore the replica's head off. Cmon, right in the chest., Crash Davis: Cmon, Meat. Throw it. I think probably with my love of four-legged creatures and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime I was probably Catherine the Great, or Francis of Assisi. Crash Davis : You got a gift. The setup: Were starting this list with the end of the movie, the final line of Annies narration. . Larry: Sears sucks, Crash. The story follows Ebby Calvin Laloosh who is part of the loosing single-A team Durham Bulls. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? At only 5'4" and 140 pounds, Keeler amassed a streak of 200-hit seasons that lasted from 1894 to 1902, and after 19 years in the major leagues he retired with a lifetime batting average of .347. . Click stars Throw it. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh You having fun yet? Hold it like an egg., 4. It's a long season and you gotta trust it. Crash, to the bat boy: Give me a rag. Crash: Christ! Crash Davis Written and Performed by Bennie Wallace / Dr. John (as Mac "Dr. John" Rabennack) Non, je ne Regrette rien. : You having fun yet? And when you speak of me, speak well. Crash Davis, 28. Quick bat, quick bat. This belief was further amplified when I joined Quote Ambition. The setup: Nuke comes to the pool hall to tell Crash great news hes been called up to the majors! Crash Davis Don't try to strike everybody out. Crash Davis : CRASH PULLS A BASEBALL from his jacket pocket, tosses it to Ebby. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Annie: Wait a minute. He's got a million dollar arm, and a five cent head. Big club's got a hundred grand in him. You know, calm her down. Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. how come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo? I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. What's wrong? Crash: You got something to write with? Please? You don't know shit, all right? Annie knows what she wants and goes after them. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. Hit them where they ain't. The setup: Theres a play at the plate. Damn, Crash, nice to see you. : Crash Davis Alright? Women never get lured. Manage Settings Crash, to the hitter: What are you doing? Havin' a blast. Crash, to the hitter: This son of a b is throwing a two-hit shutout and hes shaking me too. Hope I can help the ball club. I quit, all right? Wheres your head? Crash hit his record dinger the 247th of his minor-league career in Asheville and retired. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh We want you to room with him on the road, stay on his case all year. So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? The setup: The Bulls are playing crummy baseball. MORE: To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. You got a gift. I ranked everything before I put actual numbers on the list. The setup: Crash is at the plate, talking to himself (out loud and internally). I think most BrandSource members could probably learn not one, but two lessons from old Wee Willie when it comes to running their . Directed and written by Ron Shelton. But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. : the web and also on Android and iOS. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Stay back and wipe that silly grin off his face. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Crash Davis Crash, thinking: Alright, youve seen all his pitches. Here are some baseball related 'Bull Durham' quotes. No. So how does it feel to get your first professional win? Thats the point. : Write this down. [still laughing] You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance. Youre exotic and mysterious and cute and thats why Id better leave.Why its the best: Stupid Nuke, always saying dumb things. didnt make the cut. That was great, huh? Sold Lady Kenmores. Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? Nuke: You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right? Oh, where are you going? Pre-nickname Nuke is throwing the ball all over the place he finished the game with 18 strikeouts and 18 walks, both new league records and the girls have a talk. Listen, sweetheart. 5. Next one might be at your head. You know what Im saying? Goodnight. Someone else carries your bags. Skip This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. You hung an 0 and 2 curve ball in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the 8th and I tattooed it over the Michelin Tire sign and beat you 4-3. If Im being honest, I dont have one favorite baseball movie. Ump: Youre outta here!Why its the best: I know, I know. She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. Good! In addition, he hit the sportswriters, the public-address announcer, the bull mascottwicealso new league records. We want you to mature the kid. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh And this is my list, so this makes the Top 10. [to himself] It's arrogance not 'ignorance. You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. : You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Wants to throw a fastball instead of a curve. Crash: Alright, meat. So, we fight and she gets the clown? : : Besides, uh, I dont believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. Just relax. Cmon, bring it. Annie Savoy Larry: Eight and 16. Write it down. : [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse], [In the dugout after LaLoosh pitches a perfect inning], [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin]. Ump: Dont bump me! Lollygaggers! [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse] However, if you think that the movie focuses only on games and training, you're wrong. We want you to mature the kid. Official Sites Dont hold the ball so hard, okay? I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Why do you get to choose?, Crash: Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem.